If my Hispanic ninja were something else

Diana if you were a color you'd be purple
If you were a food you'd be a taco
If you were an animal you'd be a parrot
If you were a planet you'd be Venus
If you were a candy you'd be a grape flavored jolly rancher
If you were a plant you'd be a Venus fly trap
If you were a bird you'd be a dove
If you were a sport you'd be tennis
If you were a car you'd be a corvette
If you were a celestial event you'd the aurora borealis
If you were an element you'd be neon
If you were a pillow you'd be memory foam
If you were a vegetable you'd be a jalepeño
If you were a fruit you'd be a grape
If you were a super villain you'd be venom
If you were a super hero you'd be batman
If you were a video game you'd be zelda

Hahaha you said you wanted me to write you something random Diana so I did hope you enjoy hahahah XD